A Story For The Boys

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.

The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."

by sweet_cheeks_3 February 24, 2011

Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

Story Drool

Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.

noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.

Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.

by Brooke D. Marcus March 3, 2011

Ozzie Story

When a person hypes up a story to be really good but ends up being one of the most lame stories ever told.

okay guys I have a really funny Ozzie story evryone in class was reading but I wasnt lol.

by Distort64 November 22, 2022

Story City

Story City is a town of like 3500 people in central Iowa. It is almost entirely made up of late middle aged middle class white people and a couple of Mexicans. It's like the anti-compton. Nice town to grow up in, kinda quiet, but Ames is just down the road, for the older kids.

Man 1: Hey I'm goin' to Story City!
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: To take a nap.

Woman 1: You certainly have small town values.
Woman 2: Yep, I am from Story City, IA.

by TSMG_G June 10, 2011

Sob Story

A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.

Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.

by farhanastfusmellyindian May 26, 2022

Joe Story

A fictional story that the author believes to be true.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.

Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?

Listener: Nice Joe Story.

by CCBJoe January 20, 2010