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Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
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jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.
Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.
by Pepe99 May 31, 2016
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jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.
1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014
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Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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Jizz Nits

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.
by JSMcB September 20, 2012
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Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills
Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
by j_ball13 November 25, 2011
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