Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018

Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

by Teamcletus June 9, 2018

Water cow

Water cow is a cow in a boat, owned by pewdiepie . pewdiepie also owns a sheep named water sheep. they are both from a minecraft letsplay

Pewdiepie:thanks for the delicious milk
Water cow:mooo

by Yoergen July 14, 2019

Water nigga

Some one who is gangsta about drinking water

A water nigga gota stay hydrated

by lord of slang April 13, 2019

Danger water

A drink laced with M. May or may not be water. Definitely has drugs in it.

Do want some water? Be careful, it’s danger water though...

by niccerdoodles October 4, 2019

Spooky Water

Jizz

When you about to Spooky Water but the priest ask you to leave the funeral

by Ben69Dover420 October 5, 2017

Frozen Water

Not ice, common folk confuse it with ice. This however is superior to ice in every way.

Friend 1: Yo bro give me some frozen water
Friend 2: You mean ice?
Friend 1: Hell no. Frozen water.

by Water that is Frozen October 23, 2017