morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 04, 2023

Mud bowl

The fine art of shatting a toilet so explosively that the bowl is covered in mud. A direct result of a serious case of mud butt!

Elizabeth is now prohibitted from using our bathroom when she comes over because she always leaves the mud bowl. That bitch needs to lay off the sauce cause she is blowing up our toilet with her nasty ass!

by the Square Gang April 14, 2008

mud valve

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.

I'm going to open the mud valve"

by Agit Prop December 29, 2006

mud chaps

Aethestically resembling chaps these are actually crusted and or wet deposits of excreta.

A man with diarrhea is sodomized by another man and shit covers the front of the other mans legs as a result.

by George 'Chappy' Bush November 21, 2004

Mud Trucker

Mud trucker is a hoe or bitch who purposely seeks out truck drivers at truck stops for sex and money when they come out of town.

That bitch is just a thirsty mud trucker, she aint bout nothing.

Or
She a dirty mud trucker but she stay broke.

by Quietkarma December 06, 2016

mud V

Short for mud vagina, its called a mud vagina because it smells bad and/or its dirty down there.

Bobby said that damn bitch, claire, had a big ol' mud V. Nigga said that bitch was stinky as hell down there.

by Bool kid February 15, 2019

Mud Flapped

The butt version of motor boating

He stuck his face in her ass and mud flapped her

by Notyourmom May 03, 2015