Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 8, 2024

ketchup shy

The moment when your fries arrive without ketchup, but you’re too introvert to request it from the waiter.

I wanted to ask for extra ketchup, but I got ketchup shy and just ate my fries plain.

by Hydroturbine99 December 2, 2024

Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.

“GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.

by medgame December 5, 2024

Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

ketchup mouth

When someone bust there lip or lips

Told you to stop playing with me now you got ketchup mouth!

by Urbansuburban February 1, 2025

Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.

I really liked that banana ketchup.

by truthb4reel February 4, 2025

sauce ketchup

Sauce ketchup (also written as "sauce catch-up" or "sauce catchup") is the art of keeping you and your homies up to date on which sauce you like and exchanging good sauce with each other.

Not to be confused with actual sauce, the sauce as referred to here most often means the original source of NSFW content.

*After exchanging sauce*
A: It's important to share and make sure everyone's still on board you know?
B: So like a sauce ketchup?

by Yarrak Obama February 18, 2025