speakers corner

A place offten mentioned in every day use, speakers corner is where London's pseudo intelectuals congregate. At first I thought it would be a civil lecture, similar to the one's which are offered academicaly. In reality, it turned out to be a dozen or so diferent homeless-looking men talking about mainly religon and politics. There's so much noise you can't entirely understand what their trying to say; but what you do hear is an obviously biased ranting from someone with nothing better to do on their sunday morning. While all these men ramble about their diferent delusions, they share one common trait; which being, deep longings for societal status (albeit imagined). One wouldn't say not go there if you're in London, but beware what you'll hear will be ill-informed, and likely of religous nature. Why it's famous is uknown, but we do know that only a fool would attend for pleasure. Regardlessly, it's a frequent allusion in english speaking countries, as is Westminster abbey's poets corner.

The unshaved man in his late fifties, spent the entire morning preaching at speakers corner, to apathetic tourists, while unbeknownst to him, no one gave a shit. Ten years later he'd die of lung cancer with never any awareness of his delusions of grandeur.

by Mr. Andrews June 7, 2007

dark corner

An area in a boat (or any other space) which is poorly lit where it is possible to get away with substandard workmanship.

'I fucked up that saw cut, and now there's a big gap. Do you want me to remake it?

'No, leave it, it's a Dark Corner.'

by vanderhoff October 23, 2012

Emo Corner

that place in your room with the bloodstains. Yeah, I know about yours.

Dude 1: Hey where's Julia?
Dude 2: Oh she's in her emo corner!

by blonde71694 March 29, 2008

Corner Store

When a hooked sets up shop on a corner and sells you the stuff.

I went to a corner store yesterday, I was very pleased

by Sir_noms_alot June 19, 2016

turn the corner

While hungover from a night of debauchery the following day, beginning to sense the hangover leaving you, starting to feel better, etc. Characterized by mood shifts and a insane hunger to eat a shit ton of food.

Oh man, I got so wasted last night, and I've felt like shit all day, but I feel like i'm about to turn the corner now.

by lax bro44 October 4, 2010

Watermelon in the corner

term used for a large-breasted female being massaged by a male, Usually being a chest massage.

Dana and I did a watermelon in the corner at a party, and I ended up screwing her up the ass.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

Corner Crowder

A "corner crowder" is one who stays in a corner during a party. They want to be alone but equally want to seem social, they are commonly mistaken with "wallflowers" and on occasion there are people who both flower a wall and crowd a corner. However wallflowers can group with other wallflowers but a corner crowd is completely alone in their time.

Partier One: "Yo! Where's Jeff? I heard he was here."
Party host: "yeah. He's a total corner crowder, I don't get why he even comes to these..."
Partier One: "yeah what a nerd."

by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017