Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

ill

To be ill is to write something in a way that can give someone a stroke. It can also possibly cease someone’s brain cells to read whatever the fuck they wrote.

Person 1: AHHAHAHWUSUWAUHS WWUAYA6BBBABNANA SHRRESKK IS BESADT CHWDACTER !!!! 🔥🤣😻
Person 2: Are you ill?

by shadowhedgehogfan42069 November 26, 2020

Wicked Ill

Sick, twisted, cool, rad, awesome, amazing

Dude, that Inverted 900 was wicked ill

by Silly Siblings August 11, 2008

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007

mentally ill

obsessively talking to your ex

my name is sarina and I'm mentally ill

by sarina's owner (christian) August 14, 2024