incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.

What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!

by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

Incestaphilia

Incestaphilia is anything sexual related with a dead a relative.
The word was inspired from the words incest and necrophilia.

Steven: Lucy, is that your dead uncle you are having sex with?
Lucy: Yes, it feels good.
Steven: Then I guess you're indulging in Incestaphilia.

by VinVinVin1 December 19, 2011

High School Incest

The phenomenon of increasingly rare and awkward instances of hooking up, making out, having sex, etc. that occurs primarily within small high schools where many of the students have grown together since birth. The reason being is that everyone has a pre-determined judgement of each other as well as viewing their fellow classmates as pseudo-siblings. To most people, the thought of hooking up with your sibling is a repulsive thought and therefore hooking up with a pseudo-sibling is equally disturbing. However, due to the lack of available mates, the students must commit the act of coitus or become pent up in their sexual frustration.

Example 1:

Rodolfo: Sup dude, I'm gonna try to hook up with Lauren at the kegger.

Alex: Dude you've known her since you were in pre-school, that shit ain't happening.

Rodolfo: Yeah you're right. Fuck High School Incest!

Example 2:

Heidi: I think I fucked Tony last night...

Serena: You redneck! You committed High School Incest!

Heidi: Not again!

by 12ssmalanskas September 11, 2011

long-term investment

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"

Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.

by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010

Investicles

Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.

I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!

by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007

Incest

Incest is a person who have sexual Intercourse with one of the family members

Joseph is trying to touch his sister that's incest

by Gangster ass grab October 3, 2017

Incest

When you lay alone in the cold in a roppy ripped duvet wanking vigeriously to mother and son porn dripping with sweat and cum

You dirty cunt you like incest

by Ross schofiled's wank life May 20, 2018