Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Cunt-Bag

1. A person who acts idiotically.
2. Someone who is an asshole.
3. Reffering to a bag of Cunt/whore

- "Julie slept with eight guys in one night, what a cunt-bag.

by Definition of Slut September 18, 2007

Chasing a bag

Meaning your getting to that money ...AndreDuhGreat

Chasing a bag I'm gonna stay focus and chase this bag.

by AndreDuhGreat December 22, 2016

slew bag

Dirtiest fucking slut in town, she'll do anything for a little action or a little cock, you have to watch out for the stids tho, they'll definitely get ya! These type of girls tend to hang around hockey dressing rooms late at night, shit gets crazy!

"matty!, how bout that fuckin slew bag we took down last night, my balls were fucking itchy this morning!" Thats what you'll get kimper"

by AAA Wheaties May 15, 2006

Dunt Bag

Mix of cunt and douche bag. Generally a comedic insult.

John: hey bob

Bob: kiss nut you stupid dunt bag

John: ..... Ok

by Diggins August 26, 2009

Securing The Bag

To make sure you are getting money and storing it up

Friend: Why do you work so much?
Me: I’m making sure the bag is secure. (Securing the bag)

by LPAnimes March 17, 2020

bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012