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Fog Horn

A Fog horn is when you pepper spray a girl, and she proceeds to suck you off.
Yo dude, sarah totally let me fog horn her last night.
by ELiTeWEEEeeeenfhewiuhiuwehlkhi December 6, 2018
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet
Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later
by Tom Pette January 13, 2022
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Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female
I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.
by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022
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Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
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shawn horne

a short guy with the fattest juiciest ass ever hes got a chubby bussy that looks like two soaking hotdog buns
i want to rape shawn horne bussy so bad today
by Yy89-y89-yg November 29, 2021
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