hooking up

“Hooking up” is a candy coated way of saying were going to fuck. It has been adopted by today`s preppy pop culture in an effort to “candy coat”, glamorize, and make “casual fucking” more acceptable. This same preppy pop culture is notorious for abusing the word “like” and can be found in any Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Express, Armani Exchange ect. etc.

Preppy fake pop culture chick - “Yesterday like me and Jason like were almost “hooking up” in the dressing room at like hollister.”

Real Person - “Hey stupid why don’t you just call it what it is FUCKING, get the hell away from me!”

by Live the Lie December 28, 2005

Katie Hopkins

The act of a fatuous fool trying (and failing) to say something profound and expecting applause, only to hear a uniformed silence - making the person look, rightfully, like an idiot.

Chancellor of the Exchequer: "I've got a speech tomorrow on tax reform. I hope it doesn't go all 'katie hopkins' on me."

by tels mibson February 18, 2011

hooking up

the act of a man and women making out.

tigga and swigga like hooking up when they are together

by swiggalicious June 5, 2009

hoking

The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.

Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'

by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016

Lobby-Hopping

The action of joining lobby's in a video games multilayer action (i.e Xbox live) that doesn't have the option of two or more people who want to play in a game together, so you need to attempt to join a game at the same time.

James: Hey, wanna play Team Fortress 2 together?
Me: Yeah sure, ill start lobby-hopping to an open game to invite you so we can be on the same team :3

by ManyrdTheSpanyrd April 1, 2010

gym hopping

The act of switching gyms. Being at one gym, then going to another for other benefits.

Hey is Tyler coming with us to Planet Fittness?

"No, he's gym hopping to LA Fit because it's less money"

by OfficialKnowledge May 13, 2015

Hooking

When a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self

Tim hooked my girlfriend last night so I beat the shit out of him when I found out he was hooking her

by Hooking May 29, 2014