Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!
by cerealkilla May 30, 2006
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Get the hogs eye mug.Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.
These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
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Get the Skatepark hog mug.A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010
Get the Troll-Hogging mug.My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.
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Get the shit hog mug.ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(
*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!
KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD
ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!
*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!
KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD
ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!
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