Spitty hit

A very small yet powerful hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. from the looks of it you won’t get too high but sometimes a spitty hit hits back harder than expected. The term is typically used when one has business to attend and does not desire to be too high, or most commonly, when someone has asthma and simply cannot rip without coughing.
Damn I might need to take a spitty hit to get through this homework.

I smoked a bowl with my grandma for the first time the other day, she took a spitty hit and was on the moon!
Regular person: *smoking a bowl*
Friend with asthma: hey can u save me a spitty hit
Regular person: yeah of course
Friend with asthma: *hits bong* *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* *chugs water* *cough* Thanks!
by Cooter check February 16, 2021
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rip hit

When you're smoking weed and take the last fat hit that kills the bowl, RIP.
Baby, take the RIP hit and kill this bowl so I can grind us up a new one.
by brown dynamite March 27, 2020
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hit the gay

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK
"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"
by Obo909 November 20, 2017
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Hit for a shit

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.
I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.
by Adamvseve August 03, 2018
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Hit skates

to run from someone or something, usually from the cops
I have a warrant out for my arrest so if the cops show up to this party, I'm definitely hitting skates

those guys we fought earlier are back with all their friends. Let's hit skates!
by Slingblade7 March 28, 2010
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bongazo hits

Maria: bongazo hits after class?
Herbert: Fuck it.... im down!
Maria: Yeeee!
by whynotBAKE420 September 15, 2012
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hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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