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HAYDEN DOIG

Is the pure evil of Satan and has a broken off dick
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HAYDEN DOIG

Is the pure evil of Satan, has a broken off dick, he loves nazis, accusing people of rape and fucks kids
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haydens dick

small,smelly,moldy, hairy but prepubescent
Wow, he has a haydens dick
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Hayden

extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.

the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie
So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???

Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.
by crazyychickks January 1, 2011
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hayden

a goose
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature
ex. 1-
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."

ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.
by FRIEDCHICKEN24 May 14, 2011
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hayden playrall

Hayden Playrall is a fuck boy🤥he plays with girls feelings😲😒He used Kenzie Ziegler and Annie Leblanc for fame!!! He's a playerrrrrr🙅🖕🖕🖕
Person:"Omg have you heard about Hayden Summer all ?
Other people:"No i only heard about Hayden Playrall"
by cookies_and_cream October 15, 2017
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hayden

An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"

"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"

Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"

Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"

Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"

Example 5. "I like bloody sex"

"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"

Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"

"NO! you look like a hayden!"

Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"

"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009
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