Harsem

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008

Hanselness

To be big headed, literally.

To have a big head.

That guy has one hanselness head.

by Hanselhead May 4, 2011

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

Habsen

A large oafish creature.

That man is such a Habsen.

by BigDog88 July 31, 2012

Hanseled

The act of cunnilingus

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."

by general koala August 10, 2013

Harsens Island

A small island located in Lake St. Clair in Michigan. Filled mostly with drunks, old people, old drunk people, and college kids. Yet somehow they're some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. The lake is beautiful and there are plenty of beautiful women about in the summer. In the winter? Not so much.

1. Yo, you down to go to Harsens Island for spring break?

2. You know it? I got brews, you got pot?

1. Fuck yeah. Let's do this shit.

2. Wooooooo!

by Quintanimous July 21, 2016