i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

by ngonzo April 18, 2009

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010

handyman's handkerchief

A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.

"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "

by f00Sieben December 19, 2013

"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

by superneck December 28, 2013

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

oh shit handle

the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.

oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.

by Black Button September 30, 2008