Hafeez

Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF

Hafeez is a scrumptious pie

by Norsheen January 24, 2024

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Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF

Hafeez is a scrumptious pie

by Norsheen January 24, 2024

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Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF

Hafeez is a scrumptious pie

by Norsheen January 24, 2024

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Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

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