ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

Had

When someone’s license gets revoked.

That VSCO girl got had after she was convicted of her fourth felony DWI.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???

i had sex with Nathans moms

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

had the marker

to have had the marker means to have failed or kicked the bucket. usually, a marker in this idiom unironically refers to something failing.

person 1: did you hear about that new movie?

person 2: yeah, it just had the marker.

by Brandon Basemaths January 31, 2026

had the marker

in this idiom, a marker unironically refers to something going wrong, to have had the marker means to have failed or kicked the bucket.

person 1: did you hear about that new movie?

person 2: yeah, it just had the marker when its views started decreasing.

by Brandon Basemaths January 31, 2026