She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!
by SunflowerNikki April 09, 2022
Twitter user: *sees a drawing of a realistic slim girl*
Twitter user: WHERE ARE HER ORGANS?! THIS IS UNREALISTIC AND FATPHOBIC *reports artist 8 times*
Twitter user: WHERE ARE HER ORGANS?! THIS IS UNREALISTIC AND FATPHOBIC *reports artist 8 times*
by meb gem August 14, 2021
At a Michael's Craft Store
Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"
Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"
Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"
Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"
by nustinneiber December 01, 2015
Do she got that thang on her?
by Jdog$85 June 15, 2021
by cliftonville May 01, 2010
To put a woman or women on a sink for the purpose of easy access during sexual intercourse. Similar to putting a woman on a table during sex.
by Bist du ein coon July 09, 2014
When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.
by goofyisamurderer January 21, 2020