The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.
by Anon305 December 4, 2010
Get the People who write herp-slurpmug. A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.
by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011
Get the Herp De Derp De Tittly Tummug. A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehousemug. a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010
Get the syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aidsmug. by Ressel August 6, 2016
Get the Purple herpemug. Slang for a Trump supporter.
by Joy Lance January 7, 2021
Get the Herpesmug. The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
Get the Split Herpes Soupmug.