High School Gym Class

1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain

"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010

Jungle Gym of Love

A female that engages in rough sex play in which parts of her anatomy are subjected to extraneous amounts of force and tugging, in a generally swinging motion while on all fours by a partner usually operating from underneath.

Joe: Man, look at Jenny, she's pretty beat up.
Mike: Yeah, Tony was on the Jungle Gym of Love last night.

by Gordon G March 12, 2008

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

Hong Kong Gym Shower

Any activity involving two people and Paul Rudd.

Last night Ben and I had a Hong Kong Gym Shower at the Karaoke bar.

by hailster December 14, 2010

My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.

Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!

by Monad December 29, 2007