guitar hero

A game that once mastered, makes up for losing all your friends.

Joe: "Damn man, I've been playing Guitar Hero for 3 months straight! I finally beat all the songs on Expert Mode"
Frank: "Who're you, again?"
Joe: "Um... Joe.. Your best friend..?"
Frank: "Oh, that's right.. you played Guitar Hero instead of hanging with me! I remember. Haven't seen you in months. Yeah, I hate you."
Joe: "It's alright, man. I now have the coolest looking guitar in the game. That totally makes up for not having any friends."
Frank: "Fuck off."

by Zakul January 2, 2008

guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

by swallow my meat April 30, 2004

Rockstar with no guitar

A crackhead.
Think about it.

You: Why is that guy twitching?
Me: He's a rockstar with no guitar..
You: What? ...oooooh!

by Kirby Vile April 9, 2008

guitar pete

Cartoon monkey that plays guitar in a band with a stoner penguin and religous bagel.

Guitar Pete is the greatest cartoon monkey who plays guitar with a bagel and penguin ever!

by dan vegas March 3, 2004

Guitar Guy

The ass clown at parties that plays guitar to seduce women and steal the pussy from everyone else. The ass clown is usually an asshole, but puts on a show for the ladies.

I want to kill the guitar guy.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

guitar face

The measure by which you can tell what a guitar player is like while making love by watching his facial expressions as he plays guitar.

You can tell he's good in bed, he has great guitar face!

by SicolaGal May 11, 2010

wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 2, 2003