Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!
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My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
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