Gordon

An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.

"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"

by arealdude111 August 17, 2017

Gordon Gramsey

A gram of cocaine

I need a Gordon Gramsey after a long night of drinking to perk me up

by Monodogg420 July 15, 2022

gordon smith

Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.

“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”

by big666cock666slayer666 April 24, 2018

Gordon

A vampire Russian spy. He has a laugh that is contagious. Kinda has a thing with dogs eat burritos.

Guy1 “look it’s Gordon” Guy2 “shh he can hear you he’s a vampire”

by Jzy23 May 9, 2020

joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you

person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah

by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025

Gordon

a kid who will turn all your friends gay

The Gordon effect got to me so now i like men

by Jbuckley May 19, 2023

gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows

Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay

by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021