ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook November 29, 2015

big gooch

its a gooch that is 4 meters long

u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch

by goochmaster134 January 01, 2014

Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

Plunging the Gooch

Taking a shower

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!

by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

Gooch Grime

Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.

Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"

Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"

by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023

doing a gooch

meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far

doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"

by VirtigoX May 23, 2010