glazing

you either on someones dick or you just straight up weird

Dude 1: you suck you suck you suck dude 2: you glazing nigga

by anonymous May 16, 2023

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

glazed nigga

a highly classed black person with very shiny knees

look at the NBA player he's definitely a glazed nigga you can tell by the knees

by imdatperson November 8, 2023

Glaze

Someone's sudden, unprovoked, and often undeserving expression of adoration or praise of a person, place or thing. "Glazing" is often perpetrated by individuals who are big fans of someone or something. The "glaze" is usually called out by a witness. Glazing is wordplay based on the fluids present on a male's genitalia after engaging in intercourse. Glazing is similar to the expression of "Meat-riding". It implies that the individual "glazing" is giving themselves to the subject in a way that is not self-respecting.

*Basketball game in action*

Player makes a well executed but mostly normal layup
Commentator 1: "He is the best player I think we've ever seen on this court.. He's not like the rest"
Commentator 2: "Glaze! Be serious, he has 13 points so far and there are way better players. Besides that was nothing special."

by roguebud1 March 15, 2025

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Sriracha Glaze

When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.

Why did I eat Teriyaki Madness yesterday... Guess I get to look forward to Sriracha Glaze Sundays.

by BailingBiggs September 15, 2014

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015