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Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.
Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”
by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025
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Geektus

A ritual that consists of passing the Jordan and praising the dark lord himself, Guapo.
"Yo 5 you poppin out to the geektus?" "Fuck yeah 5, we all finna get fried on that 00 trim shit"
by babi.buddha5 December 12, 2025
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Tina Geerts

“Hey ken jij Tina Geerts?”
Ja man, zij is super cool
by HalloDaarPersoon September 6, 2021
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Queef-Geef

Queef-Geef refers to a gay party in which lesbians pass gas through their vaginas on each other's noses. This is a female ritual to become like sisters.
Hey girl, let's go to the Queef-Geef this weekend.

No thank you. I don't want to breath in your pubes.
by GalPalQueen October 5, 2022
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Mr.Geete

Mr.Geete is the wife of famous gangster kaalu ghusiwal(raka).People often use the word Mr.Geete as a cuss word or a substitue for the word "black"
kalu madarchod sala mr.geete ki aulad
by jesus aka skyler white December 23, 2024
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Double Double Dingo Geeto

You put your hands out and rollover; mostly performed by toddlers.
Colt did a double double dingo geeto on the floor earlier
by Wordmasterj82 December 15, 2017
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Maxime De Geest

MAXIME IS MARRIED WITH DYLAN O’BRIEN <3
OMG LOOK IT’S MAXIME DE GEEST
by justmesayingthetruth January 1, 2022
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