Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

Gordon

a kid who will turn all your friends gay

The Gordon effect got to me so now i like men

by Jbuckley May 19, 2023

joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you

person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah

by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025

gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows

Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay

by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021

gordon graydon

Is a shitty high school that keeps brown parents proud cuz of "IBT"

wow you dont have friends because you go to Gordon Graydon

by TheCoolguydudeMan November 29, 2016

Lacey Gordon

For someone who’s a nasty ugly whore

Bro you’re dating Lacey Gordon ? You should go get checked out then.

by Oneofthebros November 25, 2019

Gordon C.

Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.

I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.

by mom and poo harry monkeyy May 29, 2022