by brainblur June 3, 2023
Get the gordonmug. A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.
Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.
by @yourface January 30, 2017
Get the aaris gordonmug. 
Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.
by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021
Get the Gordonmug. A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.
by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018
Get the Waxey Gordonedmug. by Oneofthebros November 25, 2019
Get the Lacey Gordonmug.