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ex-girlfriend

a girl who has broken up with her boyfriend
He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.
by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020
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non-girlfriend

to me a non girlfriend is a girl who i plan to be with but have not been able to ask her to be mine yet, this can be for many reasons ranging to wrong timing or she wont say yes. to me a non girlfriend is someone i spend each second thinking about and am forced to always talk to her first as i miss her company. to me a non girlfriend is someone who respects me and always puts me ahead of others as i will always do for her, to me a non girlfriend is someone like Jessica who i want to be my real girlfriend <3
you were my non-girlfriend, will you be more?
by non-boyfriend March 22, 2017
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what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????
by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017
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Stunt Girlfriend

A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.

This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
by LogofileMBA November 30, 2022
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Wall-girlfriend

An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
Dude, your wall-girlfriend is totally smokin'!
by AwEsOmE-ty March 16, 2009
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Goth girlfriend

That big titty goth girlfriend that will smother you with her big juicy thighs
“ bruh why can’t I just get a goth girlfriend that will love me and appreciate me ;-;”
by .:.:bruh January 29, 2022
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Virtual Girlfriend

A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.

Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.

Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."

See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
by bumme unplugged April 23, 2014
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