Florida Pelican

The plastic flamingo which people (usually in southern states) put in their lawns

Person 1: Hey look at that Florida Pelican.
Person 2: The what?

by ElectricMoose69 February 4, 2021

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Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

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Ferid bathory

Ferid oh how to explain this glorious man <3 I would let this man do everything to me ngl, I’ll gladly go live in one of his 7 mansions <3333333

1: do you know Ferid bathory from Owari no seraph (seraph of the end)
Me: oh yeah my smoking hot husband yeah duh!

by Tilly bathory <33 December 1, 2021

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Floridaing

To do Florida type things

Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken

by Ratatouille_1234567 December 3, 2022

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A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

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