Satanic Plunge

While having sex in the doggystyle position remove penis from the vagina and thrust into the anus. Then, exclaim "WITHIN YOU I PLANT THE SEED OF EVIL" in the most satanic voice possible. See also Bucking Bronco.

I don't think I will be hooking up with Sally anymore. Last night I gave her the Satanic Plunge and she wont take my calls.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

satan’s asshole

texas.

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.

by mhstipline October 15, 2018

satans grundel

The hairiest, most foul and rancid place or situation that you can imagine. Satans grundel is the worst of the worst. Satans grundel is hell in hell.

Shit...focusing on the burning mystery rash that appeared this morning, I crashed my car on my way to a root canal, forgot I had an open bottle in the back seat until the cop noticed...and then a bird shat on my head...today is from Satans grundel.

by M Ptera February 16, 2008

Satan's bitch

When a person named Nick spazzes out on the floor because he has done some type of drug.

After Nick smoked some weed, he really became Satan's bitch.

by Digger Knick September 25, 2013

Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.

"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James

by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021