Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.

DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

Flaptagging

The female equivalent of Teabagging.

v. To lower one's labia onto another person's head/face/mouth.

Female I killed him in Halo and then started Flaptagging him.

by LiverpoolsNo9 March 8, 2013

Flaptagged

The female equivalent of being Teabagged.

v. To lower one's labia onto another person's head/face/mouth.

Female I killed him in Halo and then Flaptagged him.

by LiverpoolsNo9 March 8, 2013

floating an air biscuit

Another word for farting

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit

by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016

Floaties

A type of inflatable that you use to float on water.

Hey, I can't swim give me your floaties.

by oFloaties November 22, 2016

flop and twitch

Involuntary Physical and Mental response to overly stressful situation. Typically occurs when individual is unable to take on any more responsibility, duties or other demands from their job, Boss, co-workers or overly demanding spouse / significant other.

Otherwise known as a nervous breakdown.

In the meeting today, someone asked Cliff how quickly we could incorporate new products into the production schedule. He got a weird look on his face and started doing the "Flop and Twitch".
I guess he finally reached his breaking point.

by Array1 October 27, 2017

float

A polite way of saying go fuck (off/yourself).

I don’t care what Claire thinks, she can go float herself.

by Jaha100 June 2, 2018