blocked the field goal

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.

When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

by Dustin Holland October 23, 2005

Green Snake in a Sugar Cane Field

The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.

Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.

The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)

It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.

Boy: Hi, How are you doing?

Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.

Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!

by Dog Doo 8 December 1, 2010

Citi Field

The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.

Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.

by ICSHialeah August 3, 2009

Shit Field

Regardless of sexual orientation, shit fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a sexual encounter with an "ugly bitch." You are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly whore dumps on the green. One tries to escape the shit field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality ass.

I have been running around in the shit fields for two years before I banged my best friends hot ass mom last week.

by Josh Sears July 15, 2007

Left Field

Where you have to go between second and third base.

We've gotten past second, but not to third yet, so we're 'dicking' around in left field.

by kowboi December 6, 2011

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

corn field

a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening

"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"

"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"

by mistressNikki March 19, 2010