facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids

this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

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Facetimeable

Describes a person who is able to accept a FaceTime call because both they and their environment are presentable and in a state that makes them comfortable appearing on video.

I wasn’t sure if I could answer, but I was feeling facetimeable now, so I picked up the call.

by Jamaicalove1 January 20, 2025

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Faneto • Fanet • Fanette • Fanetteing • JBY Faneto • fagnet • facetious • faget • fagette(s) • facety

Faketriot(s): a person or persons claiming to be a patriot.

Usually right-leaning, claims to be a supporter of the 2nd amendment. But when tyranny rears its head, they seem to have lost their guns in a boating accident.

He was going to fight tyranny, but he lost his guns in a boating accident. What a faketriot.

by Roscoe VanPeeble January 27, 2026

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fagneto

you mother fucker you such a fagneto

“Oh look its that *Fagneto* againnn”

by fagnetothegreat May 18, 2025

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Waste-Faceted

When you and your friends go to a huge ass party that consists of a very large quantity of alchohol, in which you drink as much of it as you can, therefore getting waste-faceted.

Dude i drank so much at the party that i was completely waste-faceted!!

by BenFoxUAddict September 8, 2010

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