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Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"
by Jooker January 18, 2009
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Fail Ale

A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.
Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"

Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
by Louminu May 29, 2009
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cover 3 fail

In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD
Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!
by RobPK February 23, 2009
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fail

the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck"

supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted
*kid trips over*
"FAILL"
"fuck you. you're not funny"
by gigegigegige August 3, 2010
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epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.
teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail
by Diiesel February 12, 2009
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Uber Fail

1.A fail great enough to draw attention to one's self yet not as bad as epic fail
Joe: "Did you see her miss that kill on TFC?"

Jim: "Ya. She is uber fail"
by [jenz0rz] January 13, 2009
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Fresh Fail

1.the largest, most humiliating kind of epic fail. EVER.
2.Fresh C280
A 19-year-old bs-er gets caught for trying to pass a picture of a MERCEDES-BENZ CLS55 AMG at a dyno as his own (on car forum MDStreetScene.com) but gets caught when the real owner shows up. FRESH FAIL!!
by Pseudomin October 18, 2008
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