Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

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Liberty Fries

After 9/11. US decided to change french fries into liberty fries because France was against war in middle east.

One thing US don't know, fries are from Belgium, not from France. But that's too much knowledge for US...

- I'm gonna get some French fries, want some?

- Do u mean Liberty fries?

by Terrible Child April 28, 2020

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Anal Fries

Pouring chocolate on fries to make it look like you put it inside someone’s anus

Damn I want some anal fries right now!

by @vrocarlos January 29, 2018

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Fried edges

A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe the phenomenon of an excess of anti adhesive product applied to an oven band during the production of Jaffa cakes.

Oh my days these cakes are bad! At least we won’t get 53’s with these fried edges!

We’ve dumped 7 bins of fried edges, just can’t get the cakes right.

These fried edges are massive! They’re like bloody dinner plates!

by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2021

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Fav Fri

(Noun);Short for favorite friend.
Pronounce fav as fave, or short for favorite.
Pronounce fri as fry, or short for friend.
(Verb);Slang for what's up.

(Noun);"Hey fav fri, what's up?"
or "What's up fav fri?"
(Verb);"What's fav fri?"

by Natasha I. June 3, 2008

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