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freedom

something that doesn't exist..ANYWHERE!
We kind of almost had some freedom before the progressives turned society upside down and handed it to the looneys and the criminals,causing a police state!
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freeloader

The husband whom you supported while he tried to establish his business. In addition, you also paid for his vacations. You even bought a new house for you two to live in, but when YOU became in financial straights and asked him to get a supplementary job and made a few suggestions of what he could do,he refused.
1. "I am not going to get a job like that, there would be too much paper work to do!"(Meanwhile, YOU are having to dip into your retirement.)

2. "If I DO get a job, it will only be for ME!"

(read between the lines..."That would mean that I wouldn't be able to be a freeloader so much anymore!"
by Linn November 1, 2006
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freedom fighter

someone who fights for personal freedoms. whenther those freedoms be to drink smoke or sit with your friends at a lunch table.
fuck all the brainwashing teachers FF for life. FIGHT THE POWER
by mu moo May 6, 2004
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Freedom fries

Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place.
Bob was frantically eating his freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.

He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with France) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath.
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Mr. Scat wants freedom

A nice way to imply defecation when in mixed company.
Gentleman #1: Ugh, excuse me, i've got to go!

*runs off*

Lady: What's the matter with him?

Gentleman #2: Madame, it sounds as though Mr. Scat wants freedom.
by kcar January 11, 2009
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freels

Really awesome person who loves to smile, laugh, and have fun

from an irish last name
I really wanna meet that girl she seems like a freels
by paige2011 August 5, 2008
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Freemon

One of pale complexion that lacks the ability to grow eyebrows. They are notorious mouth breathers. Typically non-photogenic in nature and one should use caution while operating a camera near or around one, as they will always attempt to look awkward in backgrounds of photographs.
Who's that creepy guy in that picture? What a freemon.
by SparklingWiggles July 25, 2010
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