vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.
Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.
by Bossy Larry December 02, 2013
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Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.
Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris
by Hartw3ll22 February 09, 2018
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Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
by AzRoN May 14, 2008
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shit flu

A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.
Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.
by Panera H8r October 19, 2013
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The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”
“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”
by Koloda September 16, 2019
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bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.
Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”
by RCPMNM June 23, 2018
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tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.
Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.
by Duchess of Dayton February 09, 2017
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