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festive fascist

festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.
festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah

victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church

festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha

victim: i'm calling the police
by billylom88 December 28, 2011
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faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)
'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)
by unknown_pill July 3, 2006
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envio-fascist

A) People who radically care about the current condition and outcome of the planet Earth.

B) People who wish to combat pollution, global warming, toxic chemicals, and the use of non-renewable resources;

Envio-Fascists can be seen daily recycling, cleaning up debris from the roadside and/or (but not limited to) beaches, rivers, and forrests.
They often use every ounce of their energy spreading their ideals of protecting our planet, and get angry when you litter.
(they may also support Al Gore)

See also treehugger
Yeah i know that kid...he's an Envio-Fascist
by Tree-Limb May 15, 2007
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Fascist

A bunch of burgoise really abusing the Proletarians, like Stalinist communism (which is nothing but a big sell out of the Proletarians to the Burgoise) and Laissez Faire only one thousands times worse. Thank god we kicked their asses in WWII. Also, most are racists and imperialists. The PATRIOT act is trying to revive this.
Bush is a fascist, not Robert Heinlein.
by Catholiccommunist April 26, 2006
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Plantar Fasciitis

Disease of the foot contracted from working in the garden. Mostly common in those with a green thumb.
Damn this Plantar Fasciitis I contracted from the garden while planting my crops!
by ZumbaChamp April 7, 2010
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Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.
Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".
by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017
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Fascist

Somebody who believes that the government should be run by dictation
Some guy: Facists suck.
by flaris November 2, 2004
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