dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

Fairy Sniffer

A term used in Holmen to describe the people who fart out loud, the people that like to pick there nose, wear weirdo clothes, and that are just weird people.

“Wow, you like to put fairy juice on your orange chicken?” “What a fairy sniffer”

by Thee sniffer December 18, 2019

pocket fairy

a small gay that is the token of the group. feminine no matter the gender with lip filler and a bbl. may want to plant pixie dust in yo butt

Jorge is such a pocket fairy. His adjustable crochet cock ring was at the lowest setting.

by trinketsex October 15, 2022

Ball fairy

Gay, homo, faggot,

Dude Vin Diesel is a Ball fairy

by 5shaun13 September 29, 2013

vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

by MrBJones June 11, 2013

peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022