exploding nuns

being at a stage of awesomeness can be equal to (but no greater than) actual exploding nuns.

I heard Hannigan's burgers are BOMB bro, we should get one.
Dude, I heard they were exploding nuns! I'm down!

by McJagger vs Wonka December 29, 2011

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016

Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

Explosion poop

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.

Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.

by someone else. May 30, 2018

Explosive skinny shit

Synonym to explosive diarrhea

Oh shit, i have explosive skinny shit

by blindgamer August 18, 2018

Explosive

Highly reactive or boost in popularity or a bad temper

those boots are explosive,making people look like Tarrons

by DERasdfgt October 24, 2019

exploding orphus

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020