Explosive Diarra

A nice way to describe explosive diarrhea. Named after Lassana Diarra, never Mahamadou Diarra, or any of the other various footballers whose last name is Diarra.

Boy 1: Aw man! Pause the game I gotta' get to the toilet again!

Boy 2: Dude, you should of put that Mac 'n Cheese on for longer.

Boy 1: I know! I think I'm gunna' explode!

Boy 2: Typical symptoms of Explosive Diarra!

Boy 1: GODDAMMIT!

by explosivediarra September 25, 2010

Explosive diarrhea

When you suddenly have to shit very hard

So, umm I have explosive diarrhea the other day.

by Seksanus April 24, 2015

ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008

lord explosion murder

gay

someone: “why is lord explosion murder so gay”

by aisjsnkfjsjkdn July 1, 2021

Explosive Reach-Around

An explosive reach-around is when while one member of a sexual act begins to or is in the act of reaching around their partner receives an unfortunate amount of high velocity feces to either the torso or face from the person they are reaching around.

Tom: "Did you hear what happened to Richie last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah man Jen totally pulled an explosive reach-around on him."

by TheMexxxYmellt October 23, 2011

Explosive diarrhea

What happens when World Leaders eat Spicy food.

for example Hitler and America's war in Iraq.

by Don Jesus Landers IV July 25, 2004

Vaginal Explosion

A term used for what can sometimes be labeled as fiction. It is when a male's penis is too large for a vagina to contain. If the woman tries to orgasm the vagina will literally rip open and have a lot of random shit fly out. IE: semen,blood,water,urine,etc

Guy 1 :I rammed my dick sooooo hard into Morgan that her vag had a vaginal explosion.

Guy 2 :No way!

by O.G. God February 22, 2011