A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021
Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up
girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code
by Fluffy bunny o2 July 06, 2017
A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.
If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.
If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.
Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?
vs
Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?
vs
Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?
by Kentviknesh July 20, 2018
As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.
by DaneGilly November 01, 2010
When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.
Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."
by Hyacinthus July 12, 2022