Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Depression episode

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it

It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here

Ps don’t do stupid shit

What’s wrong

I’m have a Depression episode

by Brace face December 27, 2020

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

by toble December 22, 2021

Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011

senior depression

When you realize, as a senior in high school, that you are leaving behind everyone and everything you loveand everything you know to enter a new and scary world you aren't prepared for

The graduating senior looked around at his friends and he suddenly got hit by senior depression.

by A4673C May 11, 2014

Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.

As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.

by Dougadoo May 21, 2014

Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

by An actual retard January 24, 2018