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New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 18, 2008
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England Sucks

A phrase usually said by overly-patriotic American dickheads, who think their country is the greatest and superior to them all, when in actual fact America sucks as well.
"England sucks" - Dickhead American
"So does America" -Japanese guy
by powertothepotatoes June 13, 2018
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New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard November 4, 2008
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England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.
Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!
by The jolly brit June 10, 2019
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England

A city in the county of the United Kingdom, which is located in the state of Europe. Famously referenced by Fuckboy Nick Crompton.
Nick Crompton: England is my city, and if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty.
by Fuckboy Nick Crompton August 10, 2017
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England

England is a city where a very popular youtuber lives.
Seth: yo bro what is england??
Lauren jauregui: england is nick cromptons city, ITS EVERYDAY BRO *dank meme sirens*
by Buy fifth harmony 8/25 August 15, 2017
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England

by ur mun July 9, 2018
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