Cheat Engine Forums

Your daily source of 'lulz'.

"Hey Jim, you ever been to Cheat Engine Forums?"
"Fuck the internet."

by Flabbergastion December 2, 2007

engage

a word (usually yelled) that supposively can trigger practically any thing to "blast off" in a rocket-like manner.

ENGAGE!!!!!!!!

(some telephone booth suddenly shoots out fire and flys up into the air)

by Fart! May 13, 2005

afro-engineering

The science of half-assing small repair jobs.

When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.

When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.

My dad has a degree in afro-engineering. Look at all the repairs he never actually fixed.

by barney_phife September 25, 2009

Afro Engineered Melee Weapon

A child-friendly way of using the term "Nigger Knife"

Shawn: "Don't make me shank you with a Nigger Knife"
Will: "Dude, this is an elementary school, please call it an 'Afro Engineered Melee Weapon'"

by Firby January 12, 2009

software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.

Software engineers rule the world through software engineering.

by mactel March 12, 2017

engineer

An accredited psychopath. Psychopathic tendencies are not usely inherent, but emerge after the proto-engineer (see: student) has been run through courses like statics, thermodynamics, and circuits.

The difference between a psychopath and an engineer is that one has a degree.

by Jacob (aerospace engineering student) May 3, 2004

Facebook Engaged

Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!

"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"

"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."

"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"

by rezinagro January 23, 2009