Papa Emeritus II

papa emeritus ii is the second emeritus brother and hes the second hottest!!

papa emeritus ii is literally so hot and demanding, like i just want him to put me in my place and choke me hes bald and stupid and i love him and i want him to fuck the shit out of me and deny my climaxes

by emxritusii September 7, 2023

Papa Emeritus I

The first emeritus heir blah blah blah

papa emeritus i is old as hell but that wont stop me from bouncing on his astronomically large cock and creaming up on it and his beak of a nose

by emxritusii September 7, 2023

mining for emeralds

The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.

1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"

by PoorbandT December 14, 2008

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

damn fourth chaos emerald

The fourth to come in a series of exactly seven emeralds - the main branch of the Chaos Emerald franchise.

Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald?

by StringedGuitar17 July 11, 2021

what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911

what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023