Eli

a person who shows up without warning or has the nickname of Queen Barbie Eliza

Don't be a useless Eli.

by SecretsareDead August 1, 2023

Eli

The name of the realest mf you'll ever meet.

Eli is my best friend. I love him.

by d1a7a August 2, 2023

Eli

A guy who follows a bunch of bitches he doesn’t know and talks out of his ass.

Eli: “AH” on girls post

In my brain: You don’t even know the girl.

by a person with that name duh August 6, 2023

Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Eli

a unicorn

"what is Eli?"
"a unicorn"

by d1a7a August 27, 2023

Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Eli

Wont make it to senior year

Eli smokes a lot she won’t make it to senior year

by Dawidiodjddhskksjd October 3, 2023