emptyquote

Quoting a text someone else posted without adding anything of your own. Used when the person quoted has summed up exactly how you feel, and you have nothing to add.

"Ditto"

It can also be used to make a post permanent, if the person said something really stupid and you want to make sure he/she doesn't want to edit it away or delete it after thinking it over, forcing them to live it down.

User1 : I'm so glad this semester is over!
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User2 : User1 : I'm so glad this semester is over!

In this example, instead of saying 'I agree' he employs the emptyquote

by NeccoWafersKillChildren December 17, 2010

emptying the car

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.

Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015

Emphysemo

A period of intense depression brought upon by persistent and uncontrolled coughing fits.

Man, I'm so tired of being sick. I've got serious emphysemo.

by Supermercado August 12, 2006

emptying the propane tank

Masturbating

sorry guys i was emptying the propane tank

by rekoleon June 5, 2017

empties

slang word for cans of empty beers, left over the next morning after a long night of solid partying.

"dude, help me get these empties in the trash before my parents get home!"

by see_oh February 18, 2009

Ball bag emptier

a female friend with benefits or a prostitute

I'm going to see my Ball bag emptier

by Mone Capitain August 1, 2019

emptyv

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.

last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.

by That Bum June 13, 2005