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douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.
" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."
by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009
mugGet the douche pattymug.

Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.
Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.
by Sliter August 20, 2010
mugGet the Douche Forestmug.

Douche Supreme

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
mugGet the Douche Suprememug.

Axis Douche

Much more than a regular douche...the cream of the douche crop...the one percenter
Ryan Plambeck is no ordinary douche....he's a mutha fuckin axis douche....sort of like no maka maka joel spiral and Tony and Poncho Solar
by Art Vandalay 44 July 17, 2012
mugGet the Axis Douchemug.

Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.
1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!
by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009
mugGet the Douche Prickmug.

Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.
Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.
by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012
mugGet the Douche Tailmug.

Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos
by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009
mugGet the Mall Douchemug.

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